- cross-posted to:
- badposting@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- badposting@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3669136
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
My dick won’t reach that high
sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
🤏
How does no one I work with understand this?
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
glad I’m not alone here.
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
It’s just an auto flusher…
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.
You’re right, yes, in many ways, but yet also very, very wrong.
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
It was full
I pee on the dairy queen (with consent of course)
good thing I’m not a man
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.