Clown country
Hey, FBI… Can I get a warning on my next felony?
Get away with the first two, and you earn a warning, is that how law enforcement works now at the DOJ?
I’m fantasizing about what I’d use my mulligan on. No violence, maybe like a big drug score?
AND YA BETTER NOT DO IT AGAIN OR ILL GET REEEAAAL GRUMPY!
The American Justice system is so embarrassingly lenient to the rich. How are you guys not rioting every single day?
Because there is no social safety net. Rioting could lead to arrest and job loss. Resulting in loss of home, medical insurance, etc.
That’s… sad and disturbing.
Because the DOJ would throw me in jail
Last time I was pulled over I got a warning… Y’all act like everything goes immediately to eleven for us normies. There is a lot of flexibility in enforcement for non-violent crimes.
This isn’t getting pulled over, this is multimillion dollar election interference, and a knowing attempt to violate or circumvent laws. Kinda fucking different.
That’s very white of you
Billionaires get warnings lol.
Poor people get prison rape.
And their hired thugs that get caught get Epsteined.
Buy drugs to enjoy in your free time: jail
Buy votes to sway the country and its laws: warningHe probably spends thousands a month on Ketamine… so I don’t know if that’s necessarily true.
Ketamine is my drug of choice, so I believe I can say with almost certainty Elon does not. Because if he did, he’d see how stupid he is and how wrong his decisions are. And what kind of destruction he creates to the world and society.
Since he’s narcissistic AF, believes he owns the world, the law doesn’t apply to him and is better then everyone else I believe his drug of choice is cocain.
His drug of choice is ketamine, it’s well known, he isn’t shy about it. His friends have said something like “he microdoses daily and macrodoses often at parties”
Then his dealer is fucking with him 😂
Musk didn’t buy votes. If he bought anything, then he bought petition signatures.
Can we revoke his government contracts now?
If I were to break federal law I would get indicted not a warning
Sounds like you’re either not rich enough, not white enough, or both.
Rules for thee not for me.
TheAmericanPeople_IRL
The DOJ is not “The American People”.
The DOJ = The Billionaire Oligarchy
Can I get a warning for murdering?
They should double-warn him. These limp-wristed single warnings aren’t doing the trick. Maybe even triple-dog-warn him for good measure—no tag-backs.
We should try asking politely if he’d care to consider the law, if it pleases him to do so, in the future.
stop warning them
It’s the us. If you’re rich you get warned
“Stop or I will yell ‘stop’ again!”
yeah i know. needs to change
We didn’t like the term kangaroo court so we just stopped going to court.
Unbelievable
If Musk was Chinese he’d be in gitmo by now.
No. That’s if he’s Arab. Chinese get interned.
Or if China doesn’t like them either, “returned to the homeland” where they’ll be disappeared forever in one of their, “put them here until trial” black holes where people go in but they don’t come out (without the right bribes/political influence).
Muskovite
