I was having sex

first mistake right there

A surprisingly high number of people will sleep with or even get married to people without even knowing their politics. Idk what’s up

The tagline I got right after reading this was:

Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto hexbear dot net.

Seems significant.

So much of this thread is in violation

But as incompatible as we were ideologically, we were very compatible chemistry-o-logically.**

this person gets paid to write this shit

Over our years of knowing each other, Layaway Man had waved the occasional red flag. We met in the lead-up to the 2016 election, and I knew he did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. He said something vaguely about probably voting for Gary Johnson, and I must have dissociated, because I kept seeing him. One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me. He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

Lmao why am I reading this garbage. “This piece of shit I was sleeping with turned out to be a piece of shit.”

I’m not going to read this, but my hope is that they discovered it when the guy shouted TRUMP in religious ecstasy as he busted, condomlessly.

I estimate the ratio of bozos I’ve had sex with to bozos I’ve narrowly avoided having sex with is < 1

#Prude

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.

1. Breaking covid isolation, during the height of the pandemic no less.

2. Liberal with “history of hooking up with ‘bad’ men and narcissists.”

3. White woman+kamala supporter

I’m disappointed but not surprised

If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies.

I need a few good people for a dangerous :logout: :touch-grass: mission; raising the sexual standards of liberals, because *waving hands at this nonsense*

I can’t guarantee you will come home with your sanity intact. We will be infiltrating deep behind the dating lines with limited Hexbear contact to avoid triggering BlueMAGA alarms.

This is such a pointless article but it was published under the “Huffpost Personal” section so I feel I can’t really complain.

1. imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made… lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??

2. look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I’m not even judging that element of it, that’s a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing

The author wears her Kamala Harris “Brat” T-shirt.

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

the only way Trump is scarier than Patrick Bateman is that he isn’t fictional.