s patch ✅ lampshade ✅ zorro ✅ stubble ❌NO❌
Oh I’m SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.
Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok
wet noodle not allowed… unbelievable.
The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny
good to go ✅Walrus is what haters who can’t grow one call the Selleck.
While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….
I try to keep it very short though
A chart of the 35 genders
Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache
I’d rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.
I mean, there’s a reason for this, and it’s backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯
https://pekesafety.com/blogs/news/a-respirator-that-works-with-beards
Peke safely stays winning
Hulihee Du Bois
I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.
I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.
Solution: wear a spacesuit
Literally 2084
Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention
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