I feel like I’ve gone on a hero’s journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.

It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.