• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    No no no, you must understand the truth about Elon!

    The average CEO supposedly works 60 hour a week. Elon is in charge of two companies. That is 120 hours a week.

    He also has involvement in no less than five other corporations. Giving each company 20 hours a week combines to another 100 hours a week.

    He has twelve crotch goblins he loves and takes care of. Let’s say he gives each kiddo a generous 10 hours each so that adds 120 hours to his week.

    He spends a lot of time doing drugs and twatting on Twitter. He spends about 40 hours on these tasks.

    Now he is going to be helping run the US government and promises to work another 80 hours a week.

    Don’t forget he is a lover and spends at least 20 hours a week trying to fuck the women who work for him.

    Let’s see that adds up to about 480 hours a week! And that is not even counting him sleeping, eating, or shitting. What an amazing man he is! Imagine if you had that much time to do all that.