• TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’ve never seen the police try this hard to catch one person for a crime like this. It honestly pisses me off. They’re either showing their true colors, or they all have UnitedHealth through their job.

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      3 days ago

      This probably means they don’t have UnitedHealth. Otherwise they’d be helping.

    • ramble81@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      If by “true colors” you mean “police work for the corporations to protect their interests”, then yes you are right.

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    3 days ago

    I’m sure they use the same amount of effort and money for every murder… At least for every billionaire.

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    3 days ago

    What a brilliant scheme!

    A law enforcement source said earlier today: “We have received new information which strongly suggests the killer may be from, or have connections to, the The Bahamas, Thailand, or Cote d’Azur. I shall personally be heading up investigative teams to visit each of these locations in the rigorous pursuit of justice!”

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    3 days ago

    I heard they think the killer’s name is Johnny and they bet they find him. He’ll take their bet and they’re gonna regret cause he’s the best there’s ever been.