The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agoMarriage counselinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1454arrow-down18
arrow-up1446arrow-down1imageMarriage counselinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareZloubida@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-23 days ago— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread? — You have my sword! — I walked into this one, didn’t I?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAs long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!
— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread?
— You have my sword!
— I walked into this one, didn’t I?
And my axe!
As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!