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    • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netMEnglish
      7·
      2 days ago

      And how do we know the guy in this picture is The Guy? Cuz he was wearing the same coat in the same block? There are around 1400 people per block in Manhattan what are the odds of 2 of them wearing the same coat?

      • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]@hexbear.netEnglish
        17·
        2 days ago

        Some of it could be angle, but yeah chin seems longer and as if it has a sharper cut. Nose seems more rounded too.


        This

        Compared to

        Lighting, angles, even picture fidelity can do a lot to change the structure of a face, not to mention lenses (look at your face on a phone cam compared to a camera with a lens that’s more than a micrometer away from the shutter) so though I agree the chin looks off… in almost all pictures, it’s not at all impossibe. The teeth seem different for me and no lens will make a tooth gap where there isn’t one, but that could also just be a shadow or a weird pixel. The eyebrows too. I’d love to see the whole security cam footage of him revealing his face in that hostel. Also his nose seems different.

        • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
          10·
          2 days ago

          not trying to argue whether this is/isn’t the dude, I’ve had questions about the eyebrows etc too, but

          no lens will make a tooth gap where there isn’t one

          I have unfortunate personal experience to the contrary. I do not have a gap between my front teeth irl, but I have an old driver’s license photo from my early 20s that makes it look like you could put two quarters between them.

          it was so bad, I said I lost it and paid to do the whole process over again just to get a new picture done, I could not be taking that out to the bars with me 💀 but it was so funny that I kept it and genuinely enjoy showing it off. it’s ridiculous, idk how tf the lighting made that happen, but it did 🤷

          if there were any way to post it without doxxing myself, I would, because it is genuinely that hilariously bad.

        • Fox [he/him]@vegantheoryclub.orgEnglish
          5·
          2 days ago

          The nose is definitely different imo. Even in the other picture of the hostel guy the nose doesn’t look exactly the same. Looking at the picture again the hostel guy seems to have much thicker eyelashes than Luigi.

        • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
          2·
          2 days ago

          His nose looks distinctively the same to me. It has a somewhat unique break about 2/3 from the top that is present in all photos. Plus if you look at the hair pattern of his eyebrows against his nose, I see it in the CCTV photo too.

          • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]@hexbear.netEnglish
            1·
            1 day ago

            I see the same eyebrow pattern too, but I see the nose in CCTV photo as rounded, whereas Luigi has a slight tilt/sharper angle, but it’s all just pixels and wishful thinking really. I’m not gonna look more at the italian thirst trap assassin himbo