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minus-square2ugly2live@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 hours agoTed Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
minus-squareOrlandoDoomlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 hours agoRan out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoAs a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.