• Barowinger @lemm.ee
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    14 days ago

    Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

    • 2 nostrils
    • 2 ears
    • mouth
    • urethra
    • anus

    Did I forget any?

    Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.