When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.

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    There was a park near my house where often cops would sit to catch speeders. Driving past one day, I didn’t see a cop and I told my parents I was surprised by this. My folks told me that they were there, just undercover. I asked where, and they pointed to a woman walking a dog and they told me it was an undercover speed dog. For years I’d point out suspected speed dogs when we’d drive places. I am not a smart man.

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    I used to think that there was a country called Cyclopedia, that was full of all kinds of fascinating things. I had a book all about it called “In Cyclopedia”.

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    I thought propeller planes worked by spinning so fast that they temporarily moved the gravity out of the way so the plane could fly.

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    When adults said things like “In this day and age, nobody says please and thankyou any more”, I misinterpreted “this day and age” as “The Stayan Age”, which was our current age, which obviously followed on from Bronze Age, Iron Age etc.

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    That adults had it figured out.

    That average people actually care about anything but themselves.

    That there is justice in the world.

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    That hiding candy (or other things people wanted) was a universal property of grandmothers.

    English is not my first language, but I had heard the expression “search all nooks and crannies”, but thought the last word was grannies - cranny is an unusual word.

    Now,my own grandmother was in the habit of hiding candy for us to find. I thought the expression existed because all grannies hid things. Search all nooks and grannies!

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      I now have the hilarious image in my head of a toddler giving their granny a pat down (image of one in case the term isn’t familiar to everyone), thanks! 😂

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    That we have cables instead of veins inside.

    That before I was born cars had the exhaust pipe on the front (in fact I used to draw cars that way).

    At some point I also believed that we were born as monkeys and we evolved as we grew up.

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    The ‘H’ signs to indicate a hospital was indicating there was a helicopter pad.

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    Pretty common belief among stupid 7-year-olds, I think; humans couldn’t see colour up to the mid-60s.

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    My grandmother told me England was not part of the European continent. I got an answer wrong on a test because of that. She refused admit she was wrong even after I showed her in my text book.