• Torty@beehaw.org
    2·
    1 year ago

    Nah Genie done did him dirty. If anything that one should be on the house and mans still has 3 wishes left 😤

      • Torty@beehaw.org
        3·
        1 year ago

        No no, I’m aware of bidets. We’re talking tongues here. Gimme the squelch brother. I want that cleaning process to sound like a pot of Mac n Cheese being stirred, not a sprinkler going off, ya feel me??

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
    2·
    1 year ago

    I can’t wish for death, i can’t wish for a porcelain tongue to tenderly lick my ass

    what’s even the point of having a genie!