As is usual for the Daily Fail they have managed to get the entire story into the headline, so there’s no need to click the link - I did so you don’t have to. Now to do some penance.

Oh there’s also a diagram:

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMAEnglish
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    10 months ago

    You know I’ve grown tired of the sci-fi/fantasy trope where the protagonist loses an arm and is fitting with a cybernetic arm, only to mope as if it isn’t the coolest thing ever.

    If I got a cybernetic arm I’d definitely see how well it could punch a watermelon and if I got a bionic penis I’d definitely add that to my dating profile.

    Anyway, looking forward to Fullmetal Alchemist rehash but with chainmail cock.

    Fullmeatal Alchemist?