Bread is CIVILIZATION

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 hours ago

    Bread is like the shady dealer standing just inside a dark alley who, when somebody passes by on the street, goes:

    “Hey you!”

    “Yes, you.”

    “Would you like a little something to make you feel good?”

    * Opens long coat, showing a collection of cheeses, butter, peanut butter, jams, ham and other cold meats, and other delicious things that aren’t all that healthy *

    • owl@infosec.pub
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      1 hour ago

      “Oh I really shouldn’t, I …”
      “Come on dude, this one’s partly mouldy.”
      “I TAKE FOUR! I MEAN FIVE!”