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One zuppa Tuscana lollipop, please.
Are these like shit flavored lolly pops?
“It’s amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!”
l’ve been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.
Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it’s soup time.
Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???
I’m actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!
I pray for your inbox.
So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I’m an overweight middle-aged man.
I’m going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.
So it turns out I don’t know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I’ll try again when I get to a computer
Hah, thanks! Now I feel less lonely!
What app do you use? I’m using Voyager and it was pretty straightforward to figure out how to DM.
But can we have profile pics/avatars/icons?
K, I think I did it.
Suck on some soup. It’ll help you feel better.
I already suck on my soup.
When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. “Weird kid” me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.
Me too! In hindsight we didn’t have a ton of food.
oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the “R” into a “P”.
as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.
So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!
