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    17 hours ago

    I’ve invented a time machine that can travel forward in time at 1 second per second

    it’s called a chair

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      13 hours ago

      I’ve invented a time machine that travels forward 1 second in time every 2 seconds. I call it a bong.

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      • Claim tested when at rest relative to the chair. Some restrictions apply. Offer void in Nebraska.
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      12 hours ago

      1.0000… …001 seconds per second. Chair with an anvil under it.