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minus-squareScrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·3 days agoAdd in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there
minus-squareCodilingus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoA life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.
minus-squaresmeglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoSwap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer
Add in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there
Because of the hard-boiled eggs?
A life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.
Relevant Gintama
Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer