Also, why would anyone in a decisionmaking role in the Iranian government ever want to assassinate Trump? They share a common goal, the end of the United States’ ability to project power abroad. The only difference is he doesn’t know he’s doing it.
This is why we need DOGE: a department to efficiently eliminate government departmental inefficiency, efficiently govern, and then leave an effective department in government to efficiently govern the other departments.
My guy, a groyper white boy school shooter and a gen-x ukranazi reddit lib got closer to killing you than Iran ever did.
Also, why would anyone in a decisionmaking role in the Iranian government ever want to assassinate Trump? They share a common goal, the end of the United States’ ability to project power abroad. The only difference is he doesn’t know he’s doing it.
Maybe they’re poking the hornet’s nest
“No, stop bro. Hey you better stop those tariffs on Canada! We will not stand for this!”
The Iran Waffle House Axis
Waffle House announces $0.50 surcharge on eggs because of bird flu
redundancy olympics
This is why we need DOGE: a department to efficiently eliminate government departmental inefficiency, efficiently govern, and then leave an effective department in government to efficiently govern the other departments.
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PART 2: EFFICIENCY BOOGALOO