so we can safely assume mossad is drawing up the plans as i type this, yes?
It’s almost as if he’s begging mossad
This was my first thought as well. Iran has no reason to assassinate him, none. But now that he’s saying this, the one country that desperately wants the US to attack Iran has every reason to assassinate him and frame the Iranians.
Iran has no reason to assassinate him,
Soleimani?
Iran acts very rationally. They already got their revenge and said that was an end to that.
You can’t airstrike spongebob or spiderman
Pure revenge is not a good reason. It doesn’t help them in any way.
this idiot didn’t think about this. The odds of Trump getting killed by the feds or Israel seems pretty damn high right now.
inshallah
I wonder if one of the zionists in his orbit set this up purposefully as a gambit, the man does repeat almost anything he hears
The dude is going to choke on a McFish and spark a nuclear winter.
Why would Iran even want to assassinate Trump? You don’t hamper your enemy when they are making mistakes.
My guy, a groyper white boy school shooter and a gen-x ukranazi reddit lib got closer to killing you than Iran ever did.
Also, why would anyone in a decisionmaking role in the Iranian government ever want to assassinate Trump? They share a common goal, the end of the United States’ ability to project power abroad. The only difference is he doesn’t know he’s doing it.
Maybe they’re poking the hornet’s nest
“No, stop bro. Hey you better stop those tariffs on Canada! We will not stand for this!”
The Iran Waffle House Axis
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Lmao, ok. Thanks for that fully unprompted information, Mr. President, sir.
odds are more in favour of another Ukronut assassination attempt, when Trump forces Ukraine to accept an unfavorable peace treaty.
Or a CIA dude who’s pissed his funds for overthrowing Georgia or Serbia just dried up
And what if it’s an attempted but failed assassination in which the assassin conveniently gets away and disappears?
This is so unprompted it seems suspicious.
None of the assassination attempts came from there. You can do all bad by yourself
Iran is too stoked watching Trump cook to even be contemplating killing him.
why didn’t he sink TERF island in his first term after that british guy tried to assassinate him? :(
With the history of assassination attempts against, he should have the US as his prime target for obliteration.
TRUMP’S DEAD HAND (2026)
Tagline: If you shoot at the king - you’re f*cked.
Doomsday machine | Nuclear Deterrence & Cold War History | Britannica
A doomsday machine [is a] hypothetical device that would automatically trigger the nuclear destruction of an aggressor country or the extinction of all life on Earth in the event of a nuclear attack on the country maintaining the device.
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In 1993 a respected U.S. expert on the Russian military asserted in an interview that the Soviet Union had developed a type of doomsday machine in the early 1980s and that the device was still operative in Russia. The automated system, known as the Dead Hand, was allegedly designed to launch nuclear missiles at U.S. targets if it detected a nuclear attack on Moscow and if communications links with top military commanders were cut (indicating that the commanders had been killed)
Fuck me, it could actually be a genius move to force Iran to cover his ass if he’s discovered that Mossad was already planning to whack him (which could be completely plausible IMO).
Iraaaaaan, Iran so far awaaaaay
