Damaskox@kbin.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoHave you ever taken something home from a workplace without permission, to keep it?message-squaremessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareHave you ever taken something home from a workplace without permission, to keep it?Damaskox@kbin.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square83fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·8 months agoSo much shit. I work in restaurants so I take food all the time. My food budget is tiny. Back when I was much more brazen, all my plates, cups, pots, pans and cleaning supplies were from work. The rate at which I steal from work is directly proportional to my pay rate.
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-28 months ago The rate at which I steal from work is directly proportional to my pay rate. So the more you get paid, the more you steal? (sorry, had to 😛 it’s quite obvious what you mean of course)
minus-squareSilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months ago*Inversely proportional As you can tell by my career choice, I didn’t get the best education :)
So much shit. I work in restaurants so I take food all the time. My food budget is tiny.
Back when I was much more brazen, all my plates, cups, pots, pans and cleaning supplies were from work.
The rate at which I steal from work is directly proportional to my pay rate.
So the more you get paid, the more you steal? (sorry, had to 😛 it’s quite obvious what you mean of course)
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That’s how you become rich!!
*Inversely proportional
As you can tell by my career choice, I didn’t get the best education :)