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    • I Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish
      2·
      8 months ago

      Nah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        8 months ago

        I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.