• Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
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        11 months ago

        bot is on 150% for Saturdays and 200% Sundays. It’s like bots today have no work ethic, not turning up to work without even having the courtesy to call in sick. Maybe if I try installing a table tennis app to create a more “fun” work environment?

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          11 months ago

          Maybe some iced donuts in violent colours with sprinkles, filled with fake cream. And a new coffee machine in the break room.

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            11 months ago

            Maybe. I would have to limit the donuts to 1/4 donut per person, and it can’t be a regular thing. And I suppose I could do a coffee machine, as long it is the cheapest machine available, I don’t suppy any coffee, and when it breaks in two weeks (which it will cause it’s cheap and dodgy) I can blame it on staff being too rough and refuse to replace it, leaving only a container of now-useless coffee pods that staff hopefully purchased with their own money sitting forlornly on the bench.

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              11 months ago

              This is the way. Useless coffee pods - weeelll, my employer purchased a pod coffee machine, but the pods have to be ordered online as they aren’t available at ANY of the supermarkets … I think the machine has been used maybe three times ???