Australia.
Mind the drop bears.
Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.
They’re called that for a reason, after all
Is that Reginald?
It happens …
So what you’re saying is…bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?
*koalas
Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!
As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”
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Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.
Only the best kind.
Homicide at the zoo, maybe?
must be a hydroponics gum tree lab
Eucalyse Legalyptus
Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?
I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.
Robbery at the decongestion lab
Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…
The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.
Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.
A zoo
