Don’t all rush … over 120kg of cocaine packages have washed up on NSW (Australia) beaches over the last few days.

Members of the public keep finding 39kg packages and I can’t help thinking “surely they’d have packed them rounded up to 40kg” … and wondering where the missing 1kg is …

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    1 year ago

    Also, cocaine dolphins. Hundreds of them need your cocaine donations. If they don’t get the cocaine they need within 25 hours, they will probably end up in a gangbang somewhere, just swimming life away like aquatic savages.