Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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    For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.