I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
I’d go with something based on Gentoo so you would have an easy install process and they would have to live with the pain of compiling from source.
Gentoo has turned into an hibrid between binary-source unfortunately, so I would go for something spicier like LFS.