• GiveOver
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    1 year ago

    I’ve watched every single Steven Seagal film so I feel I’m a pretty good authority here. The worst film of all time is Super Mario Bros (1993)

    I can talk about Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen all day, but these are lunatics funding their own crazy films. Mario bros is something else.

    It had the actors. It had the funding. It had the IP. They missed the mark so badly they ruined video game-based films for over a decade. Just look at the goombas. I seriously felt depressed for hours after watching this film.

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      1 year ago

      I really enjoyed that movie, it’s so bad that it’s good again. Maybe being far from sober contributed to that.

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        1 year ago

        Don’t get me wrong, I love the so-bad-its-good stuff. Troll 2 is one of my favourite films. Mario just did not do it for me

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      @GiveOver Straight up love that film. It’s indeed 100% hot fucking garbage and has almost zero redeeming value…but goddamn it’s just too fucking stupid for me not to laugh at and end up loving.

      But I get it.

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    The worst movie I’ve seen is the Poltergeist remake. If you’ve seen it you know why, but basically it boils down to a combination of toning it way the hell down and breaking the main rules of horror.

    They showed the “mysterious spooky ghost world” at the end and it was basically just the house but dark and fuzzy. They also had scenes that were obviously meant as watered down replacements for scenes in the original movie. They replaced the scene where a guy peels his own face off with a scene where a drill goes through a wall

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    1 year ago

    I don’t comment often, but whenever this question comes up I have to throw „Guesthouse Paradiso“ into the ringHH^H under the bus. It’s that bad.

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    1 year ago

    I like the Son of a Masks maybe because I watched it as a kid and have a good memory for it… It doesn’t compare with the first one of course.