It’s not gay if it’s in a three way?

I remember thinking they probably just found actors who wanted to die anyway

I just clap on my doorstep like a true philanthropist

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Obviously it’s stupid compared to metric but it’s no worse than the rest of imperial, it’s not all 12 based. There’s 16 or 20 oz in a pint depending on UK or US. 8 pints in a gallon. 3 yards in a foot. It’s all stupid.

What’s wrong with stone?

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch

Yeah it’s definitely due to phones, I was only joking about millenials. Seems like something the news would say.

A stranger asked me for the time a few weeks ago and I realised it was the first time in 10+ years. It just doesn’t happen anymore. Another thing ruined by millennials

Are you saying contractions are contrarian nonsense?

I think he’s struggling with the “purpose” part, that’s why he’s so busy being a dipshit

“I disagree because I have a child so I do have to have a bigger car,” she says. “My mother is really old. If she needs a GP appointment or dentist, I have to take her."

Can’t take granny to the dentist in a normal car. Has to be a 3 ton behemoth.

Perhap’s

Run towards him maybe. Dude’s living the dream, you could be sharing those lunchables

If crabs came from animals, why are there still animals?

Nature: “Give it time.”

Nobody says rent free anymore

I get it a lot, I’m guessing from randomly trying usernames

I’m German (via my great-great-great-grandmother) so things like that don’t bother me