I’ve already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.

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    10 months ago

    I was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn’t have the best English. He asked me for another way to say “I’m only joking” and I taught him to say “I’m only having a giraffe”, which he managed in broken English (“Having a jee raff”) I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.

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      10 months ago

      What do you mean? Having a jee raff honestly sounds perfect. I’ll be in Malaysia in February so I’ll teach that one to some locals. Also, having a gazebo.

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        10 months ago

        It’s hard to put into text but the emphasis was on the ee. It was all wrong. But it made it so much better.