Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it’s got a hella bruise going now

  • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Shotgunning beers down at a friend’s house, with a big ol hunting knife, like 8" long, real rambo thing.

    Started getting really drunk, as one does. So I was getting a bit cocky, as one does.

    Did a few cans with just a quick stab and twist, showing off like.

    Soooooo…I stabbed myself in the hand pretty bad. Should have got stitches, but, as previously stated, drunk and cocky.