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minus-squaretabris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down1·10 months agoI used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought. Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty. Me: Okay… W: So I took the rock salt off the base. Me: Hmm? W: And I washed it with hot soapy water. Me: Ah. W: And it just dissolved! Me: Yep, it’s salt. W: I want a refund. Me: laughs.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up32·10 months agoAren’t those things like the size of a fist? How long did she wash it for?!
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 months agoI’m guessing it just lost all of the desirable texture of the crystals
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19·10 months agoIm thinking she either just ran hot water over it, or decided to let it soak, only to come back to sea water in her sink.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agolmao reminds me of that raccoon with cotton candy
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months agoI’d like to subscribe to more new age shop stories!
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minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoStop Stop STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP WHY THE FUCK WILL YOU NOT STOP
I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.
Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.
Me: Okay…
W: So I took the rock salt off the base.
Me: Hmm?
W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.
Me: Ah.
W: And it just dissolved!
Me: Yep, it’s salt.
W: I want a refund.
Me: laughs.
Aren’t those things like the size of a fist? How long did she wash it for?!
I’m guessing it just lost all of the desirable texture of the crystals
Im thinking she either just ran hot water over it, or decided to let it soak, only to come back to sea water in her sink.
lmao reminds me of that raccoon with cotton candy
I’d like to subscribe to more new age shop stories!
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