Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Once you’re high enough that gravity turns into calculus, congrats - you’re a billionaire. If you’re barely in the orbit it might decay, but get up in there and you can become a private tax on anything humanity does in this era
Won’t anybody think of the poor billionaires?
Billionaires aren’t poor, they’re rich.
They are also better than us so that’s why we shouldn’t tax them and why we should give them lots of free stuff to encourage them to share with us.
But if we had their intelligence and work ethic we could be billionaires too.
Such sage wisdom from SatansMaggotyCumFart ❤️
How could you not believe someone called SatansMaggotyCumFart?
Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Once you’re high enough that gravity turns into calculus, congrats - you’re a billionaire. If you’re barely in the orbit it might decay, but get up in there and you can become a private tax on anything humanity does in this era