cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/7851533

A self-proclaimed “time traveller” claims to have returned from the year 2671 to warn of us of pending disasters including one this weekend.

Eno Alaric, who is also known as @radianttimetraveller on TikTok, has built up a following of more than 826,000 followers as he tells of looming catastrophes that are set to affect the world.

The social media user has previously issued warnings about twin planets colliding with Earth, alien visitors and even the start of World War 3. And this time he is advising of further bizarre and sometimes horrific events that he claims will happen including an earthquake and a “Pandora’s Box” that will take people to another universe.

But before that the time traveller is saying that there will be a devastating tornado, the first ever force six, that will hit Houston in Texas and will be the worst ever to affect humans.

He starts off by stating: “Attention, yes I am a real time traveller, these are major events to come in the rest of 2024.” And then he leads into the events: “Part 1. February 17: The first ever f6 tornado occurs, hitting Houston, Texas. It destroys almost the entire city, making it the worst tornado in history of mankind.

“March 28: An ancient artifact is found, when touched, it sends you to another universe. It’s called ‘Pandora’s Box’, the universes can be very similar, or completely different, like people being dorito shaped. April 2: A 9.8 magnitude earthquake, called Big John, occurs on the San Andreas fault. Soon after this, a 750ft high tsunami hits the California coastline, many large cities are in ruins, including San Francisco.

“May 15: An alien lands on Earth known as ‘The Champion’, he is here to take 10000 people to another habitable planet. He was here once before and has returned to try to save us from The 47, they will be chosen randomly.

    • vexikron@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      No you see, ita even WORSE that it didnt happen!

      THAT MEANS THE TIMELINES ARE DIVERGING!

      I actually recently met an 18 year old kid. Smart, capable, quite athletic.

      But uh… I broke his reality when I explained to him that the Marvel movies are /movies/ and not in fact depictions of real people or events.

      I wish to fucking god I was making this up.

      Best I’ve got is lots of family drama in his life seems to have left him to get a whole lot of his worldview from TikTok and Insta.

      Possibly he was homeschooled?

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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        8 months ago

        I wish to fucking god I was making this up.

        I’m going to pretend that you did.

        Possibly he was homeschooled?

        Or dropped on his head at birth?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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      8 months ago

      Self-appointed time traveller predicts: February 19th: someone will crap on their phone.

      I am curious why you are waiting until Monday though.

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      8 months ago

      “Sorry my warning made tornado not happen.”

      “Sorry I must have ended up in the wrong timeline”

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    8 months ago

    Hey time traveler: you can choose to go back to whatever time you want and you chose to allow every world war to happen, 9/11 to happen, every genocide and authoritarian leader to arise. You’re worse than “God” that supposedly exists and doesn’t help with this shit either lol

    At least they’re good for laughs.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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      8 months ago

      Perhaps other time travellers are covering those eras. Also it’s not like they are trying to stop these events from happening, despite access to Future Super Science™, they are just telling us what’s whistling down the pipe towards us.