Boy, that escalated quickly. Never underestimate the acceleration of e/acc chuds.

Getting blown up by an AI drone because I only have five fingers

We threatened to strike if Sam Altman wasn’t reinstated as CEO because we thought it was whats right

So now is a good time to strike too, right?

Right?

ChatGPT please create for me a military plan to deal with Houthis blockading the Red Sea. The plan has to be realistic and good enough to prevent me from being fired.

In other news, OpenAI’s largest investor Microsoft is now the most valuable company in the world

All those we email jobs at the Pentagon are in jeopardy

Don’t be evil.

Here’s some seed money.

Be evil.

I hate these people so, so much

silver lining: AI is terrible at everything it does

SKYNET but instead of nuclear winter it just plagiarizes the New York Times