Oh fuck off, no it’s not. “We totally should do this, bruh (send tweet)” is not “in the works”.
Is the script going to be written by the same AI used to generate the ads for the event?
I want the whole thing to be written, storyboarded, directed, and edited by AI with real actors, real vfx teams, and top notch voice actors for whatever animated nightmare I assume is gonna get shoehorned into the story.
Any notes from the production company have to be approved by ai.
You, I like you.
No wait. What’s the word?
Fear. I fear you.
Only to stick to my principles, I’ve used AI to generate a response to your comment:
“Ah, fear – my secret weapon. Just kidding, I come in peace!”
Also, I’ve already generated a trailer for my crap-fest idea:
[INTENSE MUSIC BEGINS]
[Opening shot]
The desolate cabin stands amidst the haunting Scottish Highlands, shadows engulfing its very existence.
[Voiceover] “From the depths of despair…”
[Cut to]
JAMES, the tortured illustrator, sketches in darkness, tormented by his son’s tragic end.
[Cut to]
LUCY, eyes filled with sorrow, urges an escape to the remote Highlands.
[Dramatic music intensifies]
[Transition]
The couple arrives, greeted by an eerie mist and an unsettling silence.
[Warehouse scene]
In a dimly lit warehouse, shabby Willy Wonka knockoff props cast grotesque shadows. JAMES and LUCY navigate the eerie space, the air thick with unease.
[Voiceover] “Little did they know, their grief had summoned an unimaginable horror.”
[Cinematic shots]
The Highland landscapes are marred by twisted, unnatural occurrences. Shadows morph into unsettling shapes.
[Sinister whispers]
As the couple ventures further, whispers grow louder, echoing through the desolation.
[Build-up]
The standing stones illuminate with an unnatural glow, revealing a distorted figure resembling their lost son.
[Chilling dialogue]
CHARLIE FIGURE: “Why did you come here?”
[Tense music swells]
[Quick cuts]
Flashes of the warehouse – a disturbing assembly of crude and nightmarish props.
[Voiceover] “Their grief has unlocked something malevolent.”
[Distorted scenes]
Supernatural occurrences intensify, flickering lights casting eerie shadows on grotesque Willy Wonka knockoffs.
[Closing shot]
The couple faces the unearthly force in the warehouse, a battleground of nightmares.
[CLOSING TITLE]
“In the Highlands, darkness takes many forms. Can love survive the unknowable?”
[INTENSE MUSIC FADES OUT]
Please… my son, he’s very sick, you scare him. I only this one upvote to give, if I give, you never talk to me or my son again, yes? 😭
You’re, like, the third person to say that to me this week. Look, I promise you, nothing bad will happen, just pull my finger! IT’LL BE FUNNY!
I PROMISE!!!
i need a mod
stranger danger
Fucking narc. Joke’s on you, I actually pooped my pants while I was waiting for your kid to pull my finger, so I actually wanted to go home anyway!
Not enough Glaswegian.
And the scripts for the actors and the 17 books the organiser self-published on Amazon?
I wish someone would write articles about all my movie ideas that will never get made.
