• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          From the makers of the fart suppressants Beano, here comes Babyno, the industry’s most effective baby suppressant on the market!

          Don’t remember much of last night after Jason passed you a drink and lights went out? Babyno!

          Is it Jason? Or was it Pedro? Nah, it’s probably Mark … Babyno!

          Raped after work in a dar alley? Babyno!

          Stuck in the washing machine and your step son helped… himself? Babyno!

          Babyno can help with these presumably very common situations and many others of similar origins…

          Taxy turned out fake? Babyno!

          Stuck under the bed and your step son happen to be there too to help … himself? Yes Babyno!

          Blindfolded after receiving a text asking to be blindfolded? Babyno!

          College coed needed rent money 🤑💰? You’ve guessed right! Babyno!

          Now in cherry flavor!

    • CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I’m no expert on medicine but probably prevent the release of an ovum by tricking the body into thinking it’s already pregnant.

    • JoBo
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      8 months ago

      Just a bog standard take-daily contraceptive pill, now available without prescription.