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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoListen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back! [He throws cup at NutriMatic] NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends? ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink - NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?! NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy. ARTHUR: Oh shut up.
Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!
[He throws cup at NutriMatic]
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?
ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure
ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.
ARTHUR: Oh shut up.