• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

    [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

    ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

    ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

    ARTHUR: Oh shut up.