the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because “muh livestock”.
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
do women still exist? i haven’t seen any in a few days irl
no, we died out yesterday
damn, that sucks. guess i know what we’re doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.
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the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because “muh livestock”.
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
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