the T-Rex’s “oh shit I have been owned” face is priceless. RIP
the T-Rex’s “oh shit I have been owned” face is priceless. RIP
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gotta train them early to be sociopaths. after all, how else will they succeed in capitalist society?
assuming official unicode emojis count: 🛑
okay guess my day is over
I guess it has to do with the rise of live-action fantasy. in animation you can draw them as fantastical as you like but in live-action you kinda just have to stick that ice cream cone on that horse, unless you’re gonna do it with CGI which comes with its own problems
I have no interest in either but paintball is more colorful so that one
weird that God waited so long to put a black woman in office
they’re not good movies, they’re impressive as a visual spectacle but the human stories just feel tacked on to add emotional depth that isn’t really there. they’re theme park rides. they don’t take themselves too seriously but they’re not camp enough either, it’s very much MCU vibes tbh. there’s some silly sci-fi elements so if you care about movies breaking the fundamental laws of physics and handwaving it away with BS jargon then these are not the movies for you. personally I don’t really care and think hollow earth is dope as hell
King of the Monsters is actually the only Monsterverse movie I’ve skipped, sounds like I made the right choice there
fuck I just realized Kyle Gass’ birthday wish officially didn’t come true :(
Vedder sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of Cobain, who had that sort of low grumble to his voice but it was more subtle and natural and you could feel it was coming from a place of genuine pain. but with Vedder it just feels like an affect he’s putting on because he think it sounds cool. that phony grunge voice became so trendy and got even worse with post-grunge bands like Creed and Nickelback. Pearl Jam sucks but Creed makes Pearl Jam sound like Nirvana
Them! (1954) haven’t seen it but it’s about giant 🐜
also The Host (2006)
well 3 of those are from Grimes, one of the dumbest people to ever live. I think he generally seeks out women who are incredibly poor judges of character
the rock n’ roll business is essentially a sex trafficking operation
it shouldn’t even be notable, but there is something to be said about how there’s been no accusations of the Beatles taking advantage of their fans, especially considering their initial fan base was primarily teenage girls. they were actually super uncomfortable with that and quickly distanced themselves from the teeny bopper crowd and pivoted to a more adult sound
🎵 come together, right now… over me 🎵
I’m surprised this hasn’t happened yet, it would practically print money. You don’t even need to make a trailer, just say “Margot Robbie kisses a woman in this movie” and it will make $200 million opening weekend, guaranteed.
people are going to romanticize abuse
I’m curious about the degree to which their relationship will be portrayed as an abusive one in this movie. I don’t think it will be one where Joker is controlling Harley like in the animated series, it’ll be more about Harley becoming unhealthily obsessed with Joker. He’s a mentally ill prisoner and she’s a therapist at the prison who’s supposed to help him, so pursuing a relationship is obviously a major ethical violation on her part. So maybe she will be the more controlling manipulative one in the relationship, or perhaps it will be mutually abusive - but definitely not healthy regardless.
since it’s a musical maybe Todd Phillips will rip off New York, New York instead
a bunch of capeshit shoehorned in the sequel
this isn’t really the case, the new movie is a musical about Arthur Fleck’s criminal trial
I feel like cybering is something you did with strangers on the internet and sexting is done with people you know and possibly have sex with IRL. but what do I know, I’ve never done either
feels weird to call it “sexting” if it’s over discord or something and not SMS. but I guess nobody says “cybering” anymore so idk what it’s called