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I’m completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.
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how can you be this online yet chronically years behind on memes
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Oh js that what that means. Ther was a meme back in… i wanna say 1873? 74?
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Elon is literally 50’s years old. He is legit a real life
You had access to his glass of wine and you didn’t pour in [REDACTED] to make him [PARODY] in [MINECRAFT]?
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“I don’t like the… effects of most alcohol”
A fellow methanol connoisseur I see
Picture: famous Polish cooking show host, Robert Makłowicz, text goes: When you lost sight from the hooch, but it was so good that you recommend it to the viewers anyway.
he’s not gonna fuck you, dude
The man libs would have you believe will usher in the future is 15 years behind on the present.
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Of course he would want cars on mars instead of just designing society better…
I like how Elon is trying to sound all sophisticated and then this guy just exposes him for the immature man-child he is
Bourgeoisie wasting good wine by pouring it into a big bowl and letting it sit before serving.
And they say we’re too dumb to run the economy. Mf-ers have never made $100 stretch over a month before
Mfs say they understand the working class but they have never opened up the box to get the last wine out of the bag
mmmm fresh squeezed space bag
Everyone doubts this guy’s genius, but he has invented time travel. Specifically, his brain has been sent to the last decade where honey badger memes and imgur posts about chili and narwhal bacon was popular. He’s going to go on epic meal time next and then do an epic ice bucket challenge.
Its a temporal manipulation only the genius Elon Musk could have accomplished.
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For some reason I thought Musk was a teetotaler.
The weirdest rich people tend to be teetotaler.
I kinda expected him to be a total drunk considering what he posts.
Ambien, benzos, and ketamine
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I literally dont remember the last time I saw a gold can coke. It feels like something that died with the W administration.
My grandma stocked it in the 90s so she could give it to us kids and we wouldn’t be ricocheting off the walls all night.
She was a wise woman. My brain associates those cans with those memories.
Just such a masochistic thing to drink… The perfect beverage to serve with your daily Soylent.
Whenever I see someone reply to Elon like this, I always assume it is a sockpuppet of his so he can humblebrag about a time when people were forced to endure his presence. Seriously, this story is cringier than the cringy shit I would do at parties as a teenager, but he probably thinks he “owned” them with his oh-so-clever retort.
Just coming across this thread now I looked at the screencap and assumed it was being posted because another sockpuppet got outed.
Oh love me, lahve me, lahve me I’m a liberal
(just not in the way you expect)
Reading this triggered an urge to slap him.
