SovietyWoomy [any]

Republicans are running openly transphobic political ads. Instead of using the power of the executive to stop the hate speech and punish the bigots, democrats are bragging about being endorsed by hard-core republicans and talking about how they want to put these people in positions of power in Harris’ cabinet. They’ve copied Trump’s racist border policy and want to outflank him from the right. Liberals acting like the democrats are some bastion of human rights and equality is maddening

I don’t like voting for a convicted felon either, but the 2028 presidential election is the most important election of our lives

Americans believed that Russia blew up their own pipeline. They’ll believe Lebanon nuked itself

Just finished disco elysium. That game was as good as everyone says it is, if not better. I loved the ending. The political quests were all good too.

Definitely not playing the new zelda now. I would never play something before its official release date

If I were to do something so heinous, I would probably say the furniture assembly puzzles are interesting, but I’m worried they’re going to get repetitive. I was worried the combat would be terrible, and so far it’s just meh

The US: This is the most important election of your entire life and if you vote wrong there will never be another election

Also the US: ensures there will never be another election anywhere by starting world war 3

$1,000 tax credit for peasants who don’t overthrow their landlords

Not subjecting us to another contest is probably the lesser of two evils

I don’t have it in me to check. How bad is right now

America deserves another 9/11

The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government

The department fires almost everyone working on the government service

The service no longer functions because it needs more than a skeleton crew to be effective

The service gets privitized because surely the private sector can make it work

The private sector makes things worse. The government is blamed for all the new problems caused by the private sector

The department of government efficiency investigates some government service to improve the government

You have the chance to be a hero

If democrats had any intention of doing that, they would have done it already under Biden.

Do online teaching while on the clock at the bullshit job

His handling of the protests was so brutal that even Trump praised him?

It’s her turn

The calls for Biden to drop out cease and he gets the nomination. He dies the next day. Within a week, democrats make a deal with republicans to heal the country: the election is canceled and Trump is declared the winner, but he has to posthumously award Biden the medal of honor once he’s officially president. During his inauguration speech, Trump pins a piece of cardboard that says “LOSER” to a memorial photo of Biden.

I love America, but I’m nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within

MrBeast: I don’t really understand for-profit prisons.

Democratic advisor: They’re good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.

Republican advisor: They’re good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.

MrBeast: I understand the issue now. I’m going to make it illegal to not watch every new video that I upload.

He managed to fit the democrat’s plan to stop it into a single tweet