(CNN) — President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19, according to the president and CEO of UnidosUS Janet Murguía.
Biden was expected to speak at the group’s conference in Las Vegas Wednesday night.
I was just on the phone with President Biden. And he shared his deep disappointment at not being able to join us this afternoon. The president has been at many events as we all know and he just tested positive for Covid
Murguía told attendees.
Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.
CNN has reached out to the Biden campaign and the White House for comment.
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was the last to load for me, so it was a slowly escalating dance party and and an epic dropwop wop wop wop wop covid fuck em up
you really did this to my phone huh?
great job
This is beautiful
I’m excited that the :corona-whitehouse: emoji is once again relevant.
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Saving this comment so I have a list of emoji names for future reference
It’s every animated dance/party emoji I could find.
You missed a few. Very sloppy work!
Which ones? Prove it!
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Edit them in!
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Please mods, make it a tagline
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She’s in there.
oh oops, good job!
lol i saw footage of biden walking on air force one after the covid announcement and he didnt have a mask on. hes about to infect a bunch of ppl on that plane
strikes againRemember when all the libs were aghast at Trump making the secret service take him out for a joy ride to wave at the hogs while he was staying at Walter Reed? “How dare he make them breathe the same air while he’s infected!”
Man, I hope they give Biden the steroid cocktail they had Trump on when he had covid though. It’s either gonna make his heart explode, or we’ll get manic gakked up Joe turn into E1 Biden IRL
I worked on the trial for that monoclonal they gave Trump. Almost positive it was no better than placebo for elderly people, so he really survived that with only his diaped up slushie ass and the entire staff of Walter Reed.
Didn’t they have him on the kind of heavy steroids that can cause mania they give people with large third degree burns that need skin grafts? I remember him saying he felt better than he did 20 years ago and his chief of staff saying his appetite was back and he was cleaning back to back plates and people online with some medical knowledge were like “oh yeah that’s definitely a side effect of that steroid.”
Sounds like i need some of them steroids
placebo is a hell of a drug
E1 Biden doesn’t even seem that absurd anymore
Biden using all three voices like
BREAKING: Biden Wins Coveted Endorsement of John John Chevrolet’s Long Cars
He’s polling very well with the Portuguese screen door salesman demographic!
Look mack, we’ve got a saying in Scranton, we’ve got a saying in Dover… you wanna be Santa Claus, you uh, ya gotta work like an elf
lol i forgot abt that
Well covid is over! No one masks anymore!
We’re all back to normal!
Uniparty moment
well, I don’t make the rules
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more like
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Long COVID wins the 2024 election
The doctor testing Biden:
Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.
he doesn’t have covid, you don’t make people wait 90 minutes for that announcement. they’re making shit up because they tried to get him coherent for over an hour and nothing was working.
biden’s doctor giving him hundreds of covid tests until one of them gives a false positive so he can diagnose without losing their license
it feels kinda cheesy to abuse the game mechanics like that
Sleepy Joe is wavedashing away from the public eye! Sad!
“People are saying I’m the best at movement tech. My speedrunning is like me on the campaign trail. Unstoppable, unbeatable, always winning. Sleepy Joe speedruns like he’s trying to finish a sentence.”
“Sleepy Joe speedruns like he’s trying to finish a sentence.”
Folks, Biden can’t even do a basic rocket jump! It’s very sad. Unlike me, I’m the best soldier in RGL. Everyone knows it. I’ve got the best syncshots and surfs, the best anyone’s ever seen! Froyotech was gonna play me but they got too scared and forfeited! True story
pretty sure the chip damage from the swab would kill him at this point
exactly, hope he does have it and it kills him but sounds sus so far
Not like Biden would remember getting the last one 15 minutes before.
Anyway, would be funny if that gave him a sinus infection that was the beginning of the end
He was already an hour late to his big boy press conference. The time and effort required to induce lucidity is getting longer and longer
and they’ve probably got a whole team coming up with excuses like his grandmother just passed away or the parliamentarian said he can’t come out on stage today
It seems unlikely to me that they’d use covid as the excuse considering how hard they try to pretend that the pandemic is over and that Biden defeated it
compelling counterpoint, but after the biden tweet of “I’m sick… of Elon Musk and his rich buddies trying to buy this election. [donation link] Show your support with a contribution.” it seems more like a stunt
he’s fucking with everyone to fundraise:
That’s someone on his PR team. Biden definitely is not doing his own Tweets.
Imagine how hilarious it would be if Biden actually tried to tweet
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Biden WILL surrender to the virus
beat it to death
Is it still ‘Promise Kept’ if it kills him at the end of his term lmao?
Covid-19 has the chance to do something really funny
I am now truly understanding what the mandate of heaven is and what it looks like to lose it
not to be confused with the man date of heaven
That’s what J. D. Vance was looking for in Discord…
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How did he get Covid-19? Joe told me the pandemic was over
- “Who must go?”
Holy shit the poetic justice if this actually does him in. Biden’s admin pretending Covid is over directly led to my mom’s death, I can’t think of a funnier and more fitting way for him to go
I’m sorry to hear about your mom, comrade.
Pretty sure his “decline” has also been longcovid all along, but since the libs are all in with “covid is just a cold” they can never admit this.
So sorry about your mom.
Who knows, they only notified the event 90mins after he was supposed to be on stage. Might just be
doing scheduling AND excuses.I don’t buy it either. President came down with a severe case of pudding brain
“the pandemic is over, jack”So the Republicans will wish Biden a speedy recovery, right?
Actually the conservative subreddit has been performatively tame about it.
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But I’m assuming the chud politicians aren’t calling their constituents to pray for Biden, though?
Lol did a quick search for politician reactions and found this:
@DrJillStein
Hey @JoeBiden, sending you thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery from COVID. It’s a shame that the tens of thousands of innocent men, women, and children who have died in Gaza, because of you, won’t get the same opportunity to heal.😠
Good.
GIVING THE COVID VIRUS MY ENERGY!!!
oh covid is taking a lot of people’s energy alright
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Please God, I ask for so little. Please smite this old ghoul. He’s practically dead already
I hope he gets to see his lifelong friend Strom Thurmond soon.
Even the dude’s name sounds racist
