I personally liked the BBC headline.
Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30dp1r73e4o
What’s a prosthetic penis? It sounds like some sort of slang for a robotic replacement due to injury…
The political right produces a lot of people who shoot at other political right figures…
Thats something to be scared of?