Let your indictment be your excitement at the theme park of success
Let your indictment be your excitement at the theme park of success
It’s gonna be “Edge” as people start to suffer cloud and subscription fatigue. When “services” revenue begins to flag, companies will try to get customers back on the hardware treadmill
(This is obviously just my wishful thinking)
You’re still gonna get Tutorialized™ every time there’s a new type of Pikmin or new mechanic, but eventually, it runs out of things to introduce. Everything after that is unfiltered good stuff. There are some tough challenges, but as always, the greatest challenge is the knowledge that you can probably just barely fit one more thing in today if you time everything juuuust right
I introduced the kids to Vampire Survivors which means I had to demonstrate Vampire Survivors so now I’m back to playing Vampire Survivors.
In turn, my daughter introduced me to Monster Train, which is just as good as everyone says and a great fit for tablet gameplay.
Americans have over 100 words for slop
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The 9th generation iPad (the last one with a home button) is $199 new right now, and the accessories for that model are both plentiful and being phased out, so those should be available for cheap.
Aaaaaaaakchually I think that’s a picture of the $599 “A01” 60GB model. It had WiFi and the chrome trim along the front. The $499 “B01” 20GB model was all black and looks slightly cooler imo
I cackled at the PS4 and PS5 disc rows
What is Simlish for “homina homina”
Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts
Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week
The deadline for withdrawing from the Republican nomination in NC is tonight (the day before ballots are mailed out), so he just needs to dig his heels in for one more day. Hang in there, Mark, don’t let the loony left cancel you!
When Palworld came out, I was surprised that the ever-litigious Nintendo didn’t take some sort of legal action. So to all the people on here who thought that was a bad take and called me out, all I have to say now is: you’re lovely and I appreciate you
Only real movieheads will get this
All the tech capitalists have been subscriptionpilled and this is the result. ARR is god now
This is actually beautiful. I feel ~7% more alive after reading this post
Right! It feels like that sort of sentiment expressed by a man would generally come off as creepy or threatening to a woman reading it. That’s no fault of the writer or reader, it’s just a nice sentiment buckling under the weight of… well, all of human history w/r/t gender. I’m sure there are places where one can express such things (here? maybe?), but in general, it feels much safer to just not bother.
It’s one of the many reasons that I enjoy seeing the viewpoints of trans folks. I’m a cis man, but the way trans women express appreciation and affection toward women on this Internet is lovely and resonates with me
Your countenance has to achieve a certain visual distance from Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job! for this to work in your favor. JD Vance has yet to realize this
In a hypothetical situation in which I was a guy whose eyes were temporarily replaced by cartoon stars due to the attention of a cool lady, I would not feel comfortable indulging in that feeling online due to fears of both the potential negative reaction of other men and the potential negative reaction of women.
Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is fun and charming. You can link yourself to a wall-climbing spider and get basically anywhere on the map way too early! You can run around on the treetops! You can sic crows on your enemies to steal their rupees!
The environmental and dungeon puzzles are great for playing with family as everyone gets to suggest various combinations combination of tables/beds/boulders/trampolines/decorative shrubs to get you where you need to go.