I am pokemon going to resign to my fate (jokerfication)

LET’S GO Joe

I was not aware of this

that can’t be the slogan they’re going with

repurposing let’s go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I’d be laughing for WEEKS if that happened

the most baffling one to me is the one that’s like “let’s build a ceiling everywhere the smoke and debris spread, to trap smog and make manhattan permanently unbearable”

how can they contain the nuclear explosions regionally and not allowing it to escalate out of hand

the solution is clear, you just have to think (much) dumber and refocus from nuclear war as an excuse to the core of “exploding nukes will lower the global temperature”

Greenwashing Nuclear Weapons: USA paying countries to let them explode nukes in the desert to save the climate

it looks stupidly fun and I have to wait three months for it

I refuse to believe that Ulf listens to metal

hey, I’m trying to store all data ever created by humanity here

thanks Paul Krugman you’re right I will never pay for food again it’s stealing time

:xi-lynchping:

set a timer on the coffee machine, easy

even if he could bloodlessly snap away all of Russia’s military assets, Europe’s far right would still be there. the conditions already existed and already strengthened them. and 99% of the conditions are just fear of immigrants, which would increase when Russian citizens flees westward

dialogue scenes could have used some tightening up but yeah those action scenes rule ass

the whole article is just “what if europe was a republic wouldn’t that rule” blathering

“Herr Hitler and Il Duce appear poles apart - but what if they joined forces to save Europe?”

God made heaven and earth during his cringe phase and can no longer look at it

taking my hedge clippers to the local hospital when the revolution starts (killing children is my main motivation); I think there will be an obvious power cable to just snip off; I get confused and ask the doctors where the huge power cable for the hospital is; they don’t know either

it was posted from a timezone ten days ahead

Joe Biden genocide gooner

only good things can be stopped