• Flax
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    2 months ago

    Close the garage door. Where’s it going to go?

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      2 months ago

      I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

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        2 months ago

        I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

        theme tune to Casualty plays.

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        2 months ago

        If he’s strong enough to push the thing, can’t he just push it back?

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          No. Because he banged his head when he tripped, right? And then didn’t recover for an hour or something, and the car had been pressing against his leg for an hour in such a way that’s difficult for him to get leverage on it. If this guy wasn’t presumably already long-dead from old-age by now, I’d write to him and tell him of my worst fears.

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            2 months ago

            Surely the guy filming him would help him out

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              No, they have a code. It’s like then when they’re filming lions: they don’t warn the wildebeest that they’re in danger, they have to let nature take its course.