Crewe and Nantwich Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the 2024 General Election, Lord Psychobilly Tractor, says “After 14 years of Tory rule, it’s time for some loony change.”
Lord Psychobilly Tractor, who lives just a short tractor drive from the constituency in Cheshire East, says Crewe is his favourite town to visit.
He told Nub News: "Our Loony policies promise to bring a breath of fresh, zany air to local politics.
Crewe is his favourite town to visit
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Crewe is my favourite town to pass through
Better?
Crewe is my favourite town to pass through very quickly without stopping with my eyes closed
I think we’re getting closer
Ultimately, this is the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate, so his statements aren’t supposed to make sense.
And here I was bemoaning the rather poor quality of names in the current list of candidates…
