Crewe and Nantwich Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the 2024 General Election, Lord Psychobilly Tractor, says “After 14 years of Tory rule, it’s time for some loony change.”
Lord Psychobilly Tractor, who lives just a short tractor drive from the constituency in Cheshire East, says Crewe is his favourite town to visit.
He told Nub News: "Our Loony policies promise to bring a breath of fresh, zany air to local politics.
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Better?
I think we’re getting closer
Ultimately, this is the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate, so his statements aren’t supposed to make sense.