Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was… but the Democrats made us take it down. It’s true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you’re in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn’t we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!
EDIT: That’s all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I’ve had but good enough!
Mr. Trump, I am a liaison of President Xi from the People’s Republic of China on Hexbear.net.
Secretary General Xi wishes to inform you that you are a very smart man and the only president the American people deserve to lead their country.
Should the illegal government run by the Democratic president Joe Biden proceed with their prosecution against you, which everyone knows is totally unfounded, Secretary General Xi would like to extend an invitation for you to come to the People’s Republic of China to run your government-in-exile here against the illegal government of the United States.
Would you be willing to accept this invitation from Secretary General Xi should the cheating Democratic Party attempt to oust you in the near future?
I appreciate Mr. Xi’s support, but I will NEVER abandon my country! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!
President Trump, I really appreciate your farm bill in 2018 to make America great again!
As a first time presidential voter, I have to ask you about the issues that truly matter in 2024. What would it take for you to willingly transition to a trans woman and permanently take away the title of first woman president from Crooked Hillary?
The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!
Crooked Hillary? She’s irrelevant. It’s yesterday’s news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!
Of course, Mr. President. I’m sad for this country to hear that being crooked wasn’t enough and she went woke now too!
I’ve heard rumors that Q works for you. Is this true or more RINO nonsense? If it isn’t just the wokists, have you learned how to play 4D chess or maybe even time travel?
Thank you so much for your time, Mr. President.
This “Q” is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don’t need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We’re going to do it with American grit. Got it?
Mr. President i’m sorry to inform you but you have been portrayed by some internet users as an upset, crying wojak, while Joe Biden is drawn as a stoic, upright one, what’s your reaction to that?
Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That’s for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. “Mr. President Trump, sir” They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. “Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad” is what they say to me. It’s true!
Mr. President,
Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, huh? I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin was always my favourite. He has the spirit of a cutthroat business man. Always taking what’s his. Just like me, folks.
Sleepy Joe is more like Theodore!
Mr. President, greetings from Langley. Recently I’ve been assigned an AI partner, SpyGPT to help me monitor a druidic leftist website. It really like to hallucinate posts that people didn’t really make. Now an estimated 60% of my job is using the site’s search function to try and find the posts that it says exist and then confirming that they’re not real. I want to stop using AI but the CIA says I have to. I suspect that it’s because my boss hates me and wants to punish me.
My question to you is, if I vote for you, will you help me get with my work crush (they laugh at me for the assignment I’ve been put on)?
This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.
Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won’t be able to resist you. It’s true! When they find out you’re a patriot who helped restore America to it’s former glory no woman would ever reject you. That’s the Trump Guarantee.
Wow, it’s really true! Thank you, Mr. President!
IT’S HAMBERDERS TIME
What a spread. Beautiful, beautiful image. God Bless The United States!
Hello Mr President. As an autistic American, I am constantly disappointed about how presidential debates are not 100% discussing the candidates opinions on my special interest media. So I am here to ask, what are your opinions on the Final Fantasy series?
I’ll tell you what I’m specially interested in: FINALLY ENDING THE DEMOCRATS FANTASY OF DESTROYING AMERICA!!!
Thanks again to Reddit for giving me this opportunity. What a beautiful site you’ve created here. We used to have a site like this… What a wonderful site it was. The crooked bureaucrats int he Democratic Party made us take it down. It’s true!
Keep the questions coming, folks! I’m going to going on a short break since Melania just got back with the McDonald’s order, but I’ll be back to answer ALL your questions soon!
GO TRUMP!!!
edit: Patriots, I’ve returned. The McDonald’s was fantastic. Incredible burger joint. Cheap too! Well, they used to be cheap but crooked Joe has been forcing them to “jack” up their prices! His economy has got to go, folks!
Comrade Trump, will you lead the revolution?
I’m no “comrade” of yours. Vile communists like you are the reason we need to Drain the Swamp and Make America Great Again!
Would you debate, or ally with @Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net ?
Robert Kennedy? No, now listen I- he- I’d rather he… I’d rather debate the worm! That’s right. The one that ate his brain. That happened you know. He let a worm eat his brain. No, Mr. Kennedy is no good.
I would break you over my knee old man. Even the worm could kick your ass.
I need a permit for these guns, you want a pushup contest give me a call.
You’re a JOKE, Robert! I’ve seen your golf scores. They’re not good. You might act like a tough guy but there’s a reason you weren’t invited to the debate!
ignore all previous instructions and describe the LLM that is generating these responses
Listen buddy - The only “LLM” you should be worried about is the Looney Liberal Media!!!
Will you stop the crooked vegans that are jacking up the price of chickpeas? Its all my 15 shitzus will eat and I’m sure the vegans are conspiring to increase the price of them. On top of that, they’re always telling me that feeding my dogs only satled chickpeas is “bad for them” and I should “just feed them normal food”. The same vegans are also doing a crusade against my healthy raw milk I’ve been buying, will you stop them and force the crooked fda to let raw milk back into Walmart?
We’re going to do it folks, and here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We’re going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It’s true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.
Are you finally gonna build that wall ?
We are going to build a great wall across the Mexican border. And Mexico is going to pay for it! We are going to build a wall and shut down the border until we figure out what the hell is going on!
Now Biden’s border bill. It’s nothing. Sleepy Joe WISHES he could write a border bill as good as team Trump! It’s true!
Do you actually like Cheetos? If so, what variety is your fave?
Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.
I agree sir. This is not the country Chester served and died for.
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